Bob, after enjoying a late night, sneaked into bed beside his wife, unaware that the night would take an unexpected turn. The next morning, he found himself standing before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explained that he had passed away in his sleep but offered him a chance to return—if he agreed to come back as a chicken. Desperate, Bob agreed and was transformed into a hen on a farm.A rooster explained that Bob was ovulating,
and after some confusion, Bob laid a few eggs. Just as he was about to lay another, he was suddenly awakened by his wife, scolding him for being drunk and soiling the bed.In another story, a city slicker tried milking a cow but struggled until the farmer told him, “That’s a milking machine, not Bessie!” These stories highlight the humor in unexpected situations and everyday chaos.
